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1. Phoenix Audubon
   Posted August 20, 2010 at 7:27 am | Permalink

   I was on an episode of “Wheel of Fortune” that aired April 9th of this year. While I thoroughly bested my other two competitors, I suffered an epic failur in the bonus round. Still, I came out with $24,870 in cash and prizes to my name.

   Little known fact: I carried a picture of Phoenix Audubon in my coat pocket…I'd like to think it brought me some measure of good luck.

2. MrOnPoint1001
   Posted August 28, 2010 at 1:17 am | Permalink

   45 ppl dnt know how to dress

3. thomaschi
   Posted October 8, 2010 at 3:14 am | Permalink

   Sarah Palin : New York City, Chicago, or Boston Film crew seeks Sarah Palin impersonator. Saturday; October 30, 2010 $2400.00 : $100 per hour for 24 hours The book’s Sarah Palin impersonator will host our documentary for one day as we travel with the Huffington Post and Comedy Central representatives to Washington D.C. forThe Rally to Restore Sanity October 30, 2010 We will fly Sarah Palin impersonators from Chicago or Boston to JFK if they do not live in New York City. Must be over 18 years old Serious inquires only Travel expenses, food, and hotel costs will be included. Amateurs welcomeAmateurs are welcome thanks to the political wisdom from Senator John McCain. As the Republican presidential runner will tell you, “You don’t have to be professional to be Sarah Palin. You don’t even need to come with experience.” Christine O’Donnell impersonators need not apply. Due to the heavy volume of witches visiting New York City for Halloween, we have had more than enough Christine O’Donnell applications for the Party’s documentary. Publisher of Selling Sex with Sarah Palin Thomas Author of the books (below)Selling Sex with Sarah Palin Vote for Stormy Daniels by Deborah PalfreyJohn Ensign’s Extramarital Mistress in Sin City Selling Sex to U.S. Senators John McCain’s Legacy Donald Trump Wigs and International Trade Meghan McCain vs Sarah PalinSelling Sex in Vegas with Vice President PalinInformation on the Documentary Our three teams will be leaving Los Angeles and San Francisco for Boulder and Denver, Colorado, October 22, 2010; Friday. October 24, 2010, we leave Colorado at night to travel for a one week road trip to New York City. Saturday we meet up with the Huffington Post and Comedy Central trains in New York City for the Rally to Restore Sanity on October 30, 2010 in Washington D.C. The following Sunday, October 31, our crew films for the documentary at the street party in Greenwich Village, New York City for Halloween. November 2; Tuesday, we drive back to Denver. Documentary based on the book, Newspaper stands in Las Vegas sell sex right next to the university Student Union for a quarter. Weekly newspapers with prostitutes face the street next to grocery stores, libraries, and bagel stands. Brothels offer guilt free prostitution, but unemployment is at record depression levels. More women are turning to prostitution as a career choice, especially young divorced girls. Money is the number one reason for divorce. Young girls divorce without any education or career experience and drive to Las Vegas, Nevada so that they can solicit sex away from their home towns, where solicitors would be arrested and recognized by friends. “Girls entering Vegas tell their parents they are personal trainers at health clubs, yoga instructors at gyms, and cocktail waitresses in wealthy casinos, when all those positions dried up years ago. Employees with experience are being laid off from their hotel jobs. Strippers are desperate.” Thomas Chi admits, “But there are no jobs in Detroit, Phoenix, and winter makes matters worst for the unemployed single mother in the Midwest, especially call girls answering the phones at home off Craigslist. Without Craigslist, an erotic escort hitchhikes to Vegas if she has no money. That is why dead bodies are appearing at truck stops. Serial killers.” The worst low in the nation’s unemployment numbers at nearly 15 percent, Las Vegas advertisers will allow ladies to run naked through the city’s shopping mall called Fashion Center. Boutiques will use live G-string clad mannequins to shock all the tourists to sell a single dress. Las Vegas promoters were searching for a star like Sarah Palin. During the 2008 elections in November, nightclubs used Sarah Palin to sell sex and the message amounted to millions in tourists revenue. Erotic dancers, prostitutes applying to brothels in Pahrump, and illegal escorts flooded into Las Vegas to win costume contests dressed as Sarah Palin impersonators. First prize was a trip for two to see the next President inaugurated in Washington D.C. the following January. The pandemonium to promote a club with Sarah Palin impersonators spread from Sunset Avenue bars in Los Angeles to strip clubs in Houston, Texas. The famous Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood held a Halloween Party hosted by Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Monroe became famous at the Roosevelt Hotel she now haunts. Monroe’s ghost has been reported roaming the halls. But Marilyn Manson fans weren’t dressed as Marilyn Monroe. Out of work actresses sported push up bras, eye glasses, and wigs to resemble Sarah Palin. Fashion experts on You Tube filmed lessons for ambitious impersonators hoping to wear Sarah Palin styled hair for Halloween events that offered large cash prizes. Jobs are tight for film crews in Hollywood. Apartments are on sale. Actors turn to drug dealing. Actresses audition for porn movies to pay rent. When dreams are shattered, females turn into Sarah Palin impersonators at parties for film producers hoping to be discovered by a director for lead roles in a reality TV show. Now reality TV is in Las Vegas on shows about the provocative pool parties at the world famous Hard Rock Hotel Casino. “Rehab is where we found the Sarah Palin for the book, Selling Sex in Denver. The Hard Rock holds the best pool party on the planet.” Thomas Chi admits as he shows off the book cover model. Thomas Chi began documenting modeling contests for showgirls in Los Angeles and Las Vegas leading up to interviews with Sarah Palin impersonators including a male soldier serving in Iraq who enjoyed dressing in drag. “Yes, men started dressing up as Sarah Palin. They answered our ads at One Model Place. The U.S. soldier was released from the military pending an investigation into his sexual preference. The same soldier returning from combat was ask if he was gay – And he answered, ‘Yes!’ Says Thomas Chi. The article became more controversial as Meghan McCain entered the picture. Soon Levi Johnson starred on Tyra Banks Show. “No one expected Sarah Palin to be such a force after John McCain’s defeat in 2008. McCain insulted her weeks later on late night comedies.” Thomas Chi continues to admit, “She could become President of the United States if she partners with the right Vice Presidential candidate: Jeb Bush, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, maybe Donald Trump. He has recently endorsed the Tea Party. Michele Bachmann tries to impersonate Palin now. Christine O’Donnell practically imitates her like a Sarah shadow. Personally I would like to see Hillary Clinton take on Elizabeth Dole.”

4. Stephanie
   Posted October 9, 2010 at 5:25 am | Permalink

   The Shovel Races are back!

   The competition will be held in Angel Fire NM on February 6, 2010. The event gives any and all willing participants the opportunity to compete for cash and prizes by blazing down a groomed 1200+ foot snow track at speeds surpassing sixty miles per hour while sitting atop a snow shovel. Children as young as six years of age can participate on the “Lil' Scoops” short track. Over one hundred racers, men and women, riding solo and in teams, are expected to compete.